Islamic Chop Block

Here's an announcement about two new penalties straight out of the NFL, the National Fatwa League, which Islamic officials are now enforcing. They essentially legalize the chop block, hit 'em high and hit 'em low. They were proposed and introduced by the NFC, the National Fatwa Council.

Two fatwas are involved, major penalties each. The hit 'em high part is declaring Yoga blasphemous. Seems it uses Hindu prayers to create a relationship with God. That will not be tolerated, thus declaring Yoga dangerous to the faith. So the heart and the mind, both above the waist, must be taken out.

The hit 'em low part is the prohibition of women wearing pants. Now that reinforces the ban on Yoga as almost nothing else could do. Brilliant!

Leanderthal, Lighthouse Keeper